Funerals are barbaric horrible things! I hated going to funerals as a kid, seeing the corpse all made up & dressed up. Old people trying to get kids to 'kiss Aunt Minnie goodbye so you won't miss her so much'!!!!!! Taking photos of the corpse...
CREEP ME OUT! I say burn that dead meat ASAP and bury the ashes with a sapling for remembrance. Then PARTY ON DUDES!!!! And let the wake last as long as humanly possible. NO CORPSEVIEWING!!! GROSS PERVERSE SICK CUSTOM!!!!!
Funerals and coffins and embalming are a huge waste of money. My family knows when I bite the big one they better haul my ass to the firepit in a cardboard box and send the ashes home in a tin can. I'll be LONG GONE by then so why should my beloved family have to shell out $$$ to house my fat carcass while it rots? Better they spend that cash on something nice for the living. Maybe a nice vacation for darling Papa...